Brian Posehn credited as playing...
Bert Kibbler
- Bert Kibbler: You really think walking her is gonna help me meet girls?
- Raj Koothrappali: Cinnamon is chick bait.
- Bert Kibbler: Good. 'Cause I'm not.
- Raj Koothrappali: Just remember, you're in charge. Don't let her pull you.
- Bert Kibbler: That seems like an unnecessary thing to say.
- Raj Koothrappali: And please, if you have any problems, any questions, call me immediately, okay? She's my baby.
- Bert Kibbler: It shouldn't come up, but just in case, where could I buy a dog that looks exactly like her?
- [seeing his look]
- Bert Kibbler: Kidding. If she dies, I'll just tell you.