The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Paintball Scattering (2019)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Everything okay?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. I helped her install it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You can't look at it. That's spying.
Raj Koothrappali : Who the hell is this guy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Ooh, let me see.
[she, Howard, and Stuart all gather around him]
Howard Wolowitz : He's got... bags. He's probably just delivering food.
Raj Koothrappali : Why is she hugging him?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe she doesn't have tip money?
Raj Koothrappali : W-Wait, why is she inviting him into the house?
Howard Wolowitz : She's a good tipper?
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Penny and I were thinking of getting a big paintball game together.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, Leonard, why does she want to shoot you?
Leonard Hofstadter : She doesn't want to shoot me.
Raj Koothrappali : Who doesn't want to shoot you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny.
Raj Koothrappali : No, that doesn't sound right.
Leonard Hofstadter : She just wants to play paintball. It combines my love of whimsy with her love of making grown men cry.
Howard Wolowitz : Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't need to ask her?
Howard Wolowitz : No. I've been pretty annoying lately. She's gonna want to shoot me.
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Anu : So I told my mom she just needed to back off. This is our wedding, and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, it's going to be my man.
Raj Koothrappali : Thank you. I mean, I-I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, but... this is my specialty.
Anu : [his phone buzzes] Someone texting you?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, no. It's just my, uh, doorbell camera.
Anu : Oh. I got one of those for my place, but I never installed it.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you. You're gonna love it. It's how I found out a raccoon was stealing my "cheese of the month" club.
Anu : What did you do?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, nothing. I didn't want to piss it off. It was, like, huge from eating all the cheese.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really? She asked you to move in with her?
Stuart Bloom : Yeah, she was hinting around about it, but I think I handled it pretty well.
Raj Koothrappali : Pretty well? You ran out of there so fast, if it was a cartoon, there would have been a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Was she mad?
Stuart Bloom : Uh, no. I talked to her afterward. She said she's fine.
Howard Wolowitz : [all answering simultaneously] Oh, no.
Raj Koothrappali : Yikes!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You'll find someone new.