The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Paintball Scattering (2019)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
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Quotes
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Stuart Bloom : Would you mind stocking these?
Denise : Oh, actually, I'm not on the clock today. I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend.
Stuart Bloom : Ah, cool. Huh. That's me, right?
Denise : Oh, I forgot to tell you. I broke up with you and now I'm dating...
[pointing to a random customer]
Denise : That guy.
Stuart Bloom : I know you're joking, but my flight-or-flight response doesn't.
Denise : Isn't it fight-or-flight?
Stuart Bloom : Not for me.
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Stuart Bloom : I didn't know your roommate was moving out.
Denise : Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, but... so far no luck.
Penny Hofstadter : [pointedly] You hear that? She needs a rommmate.
Denise : What do you think, Stuart?
Stuart Bloom : [mumbling] Uh, i-i-it, uh... flight.
[leaving as fast as he can]
Stuart Bloom : Flight.
Penny Hofstadter : [to Leonard] That was hard to watch.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really? She asked you to move in with her?
Stuart Bloom : Yeah, she was hinting around about it, but I think I handled it pretty well.
Raj Koothrappali : Pretty well? You ran out of there so fast, if it was a cartoon, there would have been a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Was she mad?
Stuart Bloom : Uh, no. I talked to her afterward. She said she's fine.
Howard Wolowitz : [all answering simultaneously] Oh, no.
Raj Koothrappali : Yikes!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You'll find someone new.