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Amy Farrah Fowler : It sounds like you don't want Sheldon to do the interviews.
President Siebert : It's not that we don't want Sheldon to do the interviews, it's just that we really want you to do the interviews. Without Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : [a server brings his condiments] Now, wait, wait, are you trying to exclude me?
President Siebert : Look, Sheldon, you're a brilliant man, but your people skills are...
Sheldon Cooper : This is not barbecue sauce! This is steak sauce! What are you trying to pull?
President Siebert : Like that.
Sheldon Cooper : This is ridiculous. It is my work, too, and I am perfectly capable of keeping it together for an interview.
President Siebert : Okay. Say somebody asks if you feel your work is derivative of the work of Professor Joseph Polchinski.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Sheldon's face starts twitching] Seriously, can we get this man some barbecue sauce?
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Penny Hofstadter : Champagne, a champagne, a champagne with a packet of Splenda in it.
Sheldon Cooper : You know what I call this drink?
Penny Hofstadter : A waste of champagne?
Sheldon Cooper : No. A Dr. Cooper. Because...
Amy Farrah Fowler : He is also sweet and bubbly.
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Leonard Hofstadter : A toast to Sheldon and Amy and the publication of your super-asymmetry paper. We are so proud of you guys. Cheers.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thanks.
Penny Hofstadter : Yay.
[they clink their glasses and sip their drinks]
Sheldon Cooper : Ooh! That is PhD-licious.
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, have you guys gotten any feedback yet?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, there are some comments online, but we haven't read them. We decided we don't care what people say about our work.
Penny Hofstadter : Good for you. People online can be so mean. I posted a picture of myself on Instagram, and some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear.
Leonard Hofstadter : And yet somehow, she soldiers on.
Penny Hofstadter : Mm.
Sheldon Cooper : Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift. It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, as I always say, a stranger's just a friend who hasn't complimented me yet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay. I'll read them.
Leonard Hofstadter : If any of them accuse you of being too pretty, Penny can help you through it.
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President Siebert : I just want you to know that you have our full support, and we're organizing a big media push. Articles, interviews.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Ooh, you want us to do interviews?
President Siebert : Uh, well, we're thinking a divide-and-conquer approach here, where you do the interviews, and Sheldon stays here and holds down the fort. You know, in case there's an emergency.
Sheldon Cooper : What kind of emergency would there be in physics?
President Siebert : I don't know. Maybe there's an object in motion that won't stay in motion. Or a reaction that's equal but not opposite.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you ever feel guilty that we get to eat in the fancy dining room while our friends have to eat in the regular one?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Wait, did you say "guilty" or "happy"?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Guilty.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, then, no. In fact, take a picture of me with the garlic knots to send them.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [reading feedback to their paper] Okay, here's one from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA.
Sheldon Cooper : Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know. What if he's mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, what if he's complimentary?
Sheldon Cooper : I want to know.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay. He says...
Sheldon Cooper : I don't want to know.
Leonard Hofstadter : [taking the phone] All right, just... let me see it.
[reading the message]
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, this is... this is really positive. Wow, it's, like, *really* positive. He says i-it might be the discovery of the decade.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [he hands the phone back] He's right. They love it!
Sheldon Cooper : This is so exciting. Oh, this may be the Dr. Cooper talking, but pour me another Dr. Cooper.
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President Siebert : Welcome to the inner sanctum.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, I do love a good sanctum.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, look at my fruit plate. It's got kiwi on it.
Sheldon Cooper : Ugh. I don't like kiwi.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Neither do I, but it's so fancy.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay, I need you to be honest with me. How do I look?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, a little shorter, but as we age, that happens to all of us.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Come on, help me out here. I've got a bunch of interviews today.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, no one'll notice. They never met you before.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I'm nervous, and I wish you were coming with me.
Sheldon Cooper : If it helps, I wrote up some possible questions and answers for you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [taking an index card] "Whom do you love more, Sheldon the scientist or Sheldon the man? Answer: Sheldon the scientist, but by such a slim margin that it's statistically insignificant." Well, you really managed to capture my voice.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, don't worry. I'm sure you're gonna do great.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you. Okay, bye.
Sheldon Cooper : [she stands to leave] Wait, wait, wait. You forgot the cards.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Love you, too.
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President Siebert : There's my MVP; Most Valuable Physicist.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you.
President Siebert : And my star of NPR "Science Friday" and a potpourri of popular podcasts.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't know if I'd use the word "star".
President Siebert : I would. I got an early look at the interview you did for "Wired", and it is glowing. They loved you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's great. Thanks for telling me.
Sheldon Cooper : Congratulations, Amy. I'm so proud of you.
President Siebert : And that headline: "The Neurobiologist Who Revolutionized Physics".
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, the who did what to... huh?