The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Retraction Reaction (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : If we weren't physicists, what would we be?
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. Popular?
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Leonard Hofstadter : -Oh, hi, you wanted to see me?
Janine Davis : Yes. I wanted to talk to you about the e-mail you sent me last night.
Leonard Hofstadter : I sent you an e-mail?
Janine Davis : You bet you did. "Hello. Shalom and aloha from the grave of Richard Feynman."
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, it's coming back to me.
Janine Davis : Please accept the following retraction: I know I said physics is dead, but it is the opposite of dead. If anything, it is undead, like a zombie. Speaking of which, if Richard Feynman came back as a zombie, I would totally let him bite me.
Leonard Hofstadter : Any chance that's the end?
Janine Davis : I got bit by a squirrel once. "I had to get rabies shots. I cried so much, my mother said don't be a baby.In conclusion, physics is great. Squirrels suck, and someday, I'm gonna put my mom in a cheap nursing home. Yours truly, XOXO, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
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Janine Davis : I think that you are the smartest physicist at this university.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Janine Davis : See? Lies. They're not that hard.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, who wouldn't want to hire the physicist who publicly said physics is dead?
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Leonard Hofstadter : I went to high school with a girl named Theresa Gluino, but it didn't cost $2 billion to find her.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I have to say I'm a little nervous.
Janine Davis : You should be.
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Janine Davis : So if I just said I was worried you might not have a job next week, how would you feel?
Leonard Hofstadter : Light-headed, and glad you asked me to sit down.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Do you have any alcohol around here?
Sheldon Cooper : Not surprisingly, when Penny moved out, she took every last drop.
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Leonard Hofstadter : It just turns out that Physics is exactly like Lost. It started out great and turns out just a big ol' waste of time.