Brian Posehn credited as playing...
Bert Kibbler
- Sheldon Cooper: I've been thinking about it, and I suppose I... I could help you with your research.
- Bert Kibbler: What changed your mind?
- Sheldon Cooper: Bert, I'm a gift horse. Don't look me in the mouth.
- Bert Kibbler: Hey, Sheldon, you left your jacket in my office last night.
- Sheldon Cooper: Uh, oh. No-no, I didn't. That's-that's not my jacket.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Then why does it say "Property of S. Cooper. Stop touching it"?
- Sheldon Cooper: It sounds like someone named Scooper doesn't want you touching his jacket.
- Howard Wolowitz: Are you guys working together on that meteorite project?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, fine. You found me out. I'm doing geology. Just, please, don't tell anyone.
- Bert Kibbler: Are you embarassed of me?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no, no, no, not you. No, just the work that you've devoted your entire life to.
- Sheldon Cooper: Leonard, what are you doing here?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Bert asked for my help.
- Bert Kibbler: Yeah, he's an excellent scientist, and he doesn't tell me what time I can go to the bathroom.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's called bladder training. When you're in your 80s, you'll thank me for it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Hey, Bert. How you doing?
- Bert Kibbler: Well, you know, we geologists always get a little sad when Rocktober's over.
- Sheldon Cooper: Wordplay?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yes.
- Sheldon Cooper: Funny wordplay?
- Leonard Hofstadter: What do you think?
- Sheldon Cooper: [distastefully] Eh.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Trust your gut.
- Bert Kibbler: Sheldon, I've got these four billion year old meteorites. I thought maybe they'd show signs of neutrino interactions. I could really use someone like you to help me with the math.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, so they would act as natural dark matter detectors.
- Raj Koothrappali: That sounds interesting.
- Sheldon Cooper: It does, but it's still geology. Sorry, Bert, I don't have time to play rocks with you.
- Bert Kibbler: I'm not asking you to play rocks. I'm asking you to collaborate on a research project. Although, if there's time, I guess we could play a round of "zinc, zinc, piece of quartz".
- Howard Wolowitz: Does sound better than cricket.
- Bert Kibbler: What do you want, Sheldon?
- Sheldon Cooper: I would like us to work together again. And I promise to keep my geology comments to myself, becaue while some of them are funny, all of them are mean.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Look, Sheldon, you were a jerk to Bert, and he walked away from you. So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me.
- Sheldon Cooper: Bert, please. I know I behaved poorly in the past, but things will be different this time. You'll see. Come on, let me in. We'll have some laughs, we'll calculate some isotope ratios.
- Bert Kibbler: I'm sorry, Sheldon.
- [he closes the door]
- Leonard Hofstadter: So you just shut the door in his face? I got to start writing this stuff down.