The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Geology Methodology (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, how's Bernadette handling bed rest?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, she lies around all day eating Mallomars and hollering at me, so her transformation from my wife to my mother is complete.
Sheldon Cooper : Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for.
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Raj Koothrappali : Hey, uh, who's free tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I think I'm...
Sheldon Cooper : Hang on. We've made this mistake before. It's how we wound up at his cousin Deepak's Tupperware party.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you use that collapsible bowl all the time, and you know it. And it's not like that. I just thought we could, you know, hang out and go to a bar.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well.
Howard Wolowitz : Sounds fun.
Raj Koothrappali : And watch cricket.
Howard Wolowitz : That sound you hear? Ironically, crickets.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, what are you doing? Bert's one of the top guys in his field.
Sheldon Cooper : And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field, but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with him on new ways to be stuck in a box.
Howard Wolowitz : Also something I would watch instead of cricket.
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Bert Kibbler : Hey, Sheldon, you left your jacket in my office last night.
Sheldon Cooper : Uh, oh. No-no, I didn't. That's-that's not my jacket.
Leonard Hofstadter : Then why does it say "Property of S. Cooper. Stop touching it"?
Sheldon Cooper : It sounds like someone named Scooper doesn't want you touching his jacket.
Howard Wolowitz : Are you guys working together on that meteorite project?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, fine. You found me out. I'm doing geology. Just, please, don't tell anyone.
Bert Kibbler : Are you embarassed of me?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, no, no, not you. No, just the work that you've devoted your entire life to.
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, what are you doing here?
Leonard Hofstadter : Bert asked for my help.
Bert Kibbler : Yeah, he's an excellent scientist, and he doesn't tell me what time I can go to the bathroom.
Sheldon Cooper : It's called bladder training. When you're in your 80s, you'll thank me for it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Look, Sheldon, you were a jerk to Bert, and he walked away from you. So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me.
Sheldon Cooper : Bert, please. I know I behaved poorly in the past, but things will be different this time. You'll see. Come on, let me in. We'll have some laughs, we'll calculate some isotope ratios.
Bert Kibbler : I'm sorry, Sheldon.
[he closes the door]
Leonard Hofstadter : So you just shut the door in his face? I got to start writing this stuff down.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, Bert. How you doing?
Bert Kibbler : Well, you know, we geologists always get a little sad when Rocktober's over.
Sheldon Cooper : Wordplay?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Funny wordplay?
Leonard Hofstadter : What do you think?
Sheldon Cooper : [distastefully] Eh.
Leonard Hofstadter : Trust your gut.