The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Bow Tie Asymmetry (2018)

Mark Hamill: Mark Hamill

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, when I was a little girl, I used to dream about my wedding. But, eventually, I stopped, because I thought that day would never come. And then I met you. From the first moment in that coffee shop, I knew that there was something special between us, even though I did work on a study that disproved love at first sight.

  Sheldon Cooper : I loved that study the moment I read it. Ironic, huh?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Clearly, it was wrong. Because I felt something that day, and those feelings have only gotten stronger with time. I can't imagine loving you more than I do right now. But I felt that way yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before that.

  Sheldon Cooper : Is that growth linear or accelerating?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Accelerating.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, maybe we could graph it out.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Save something for the honeymoon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Smart.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, I don't know what the future holds, but I know that I've never been happier than I am in this moment marrying you.

  Mark Hamill : [choking up]  Well, that was unexpectedly beautiful. I might need a minute.

• Mark Hamill : Thank you so much for finding this guy. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Bark. How are you, buddy?

  Howard Wolowitz : Y-Your dog's name is Bark?

  Mark Hamill : Yeah.

  Howard Wolowitz : Bark Hamill?

  Mark Hamill : Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online. I got lucky, though. He was almost Honey Baked Hamill. Anyway, thank you so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. It's just an honor to meet you.

  Mark Hamill : No. No, please. You don't know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, you're gonna regret that.

• Mark Hamill : Then by the power vested in me by evenyoucanperformweddings.com, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

• Howard Wolowitz : Hey, uh, the bride and groom seem to be running a little behind. Do you think you could stall?

  Mark Hamill : Stall? How?

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey, everybody! Uh, it's gonna be a few more minutes, but while we wait, does anyone have any questions about "Star Wars"?

  [a good majority of the wedding guests raise their hands] 

  Howard Wolowitz : You got this.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : What the hell is that?

  Howard Wolowitz : Come on, you know this one. It's a... dog. I found him in the back yard. Don't worry, I already called the owner.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Good, 'cause we don't need a dog. We already have two babies, you and Stuart.

  Howard Wolowitz : [the doorbell rings]  That's probably him.

  [opening the door, he's stunned to see Mark Hamill] 

  Mark Hamill : Hi.

  Howard Wolowitz : I'm gonna need a minute.

  [he shuts the door] 

  Howard Wolowitz : [in a high-pitched fanboy shriek]  That's Mark Hamill!

• Wil Wheaton : So, we finally meet.

  Mark Hamill : I'm sorry, who are you?

  Wil Wheaton : I'm Wil Wheaton. I was supposed to officiate this wedding. I was up all night preparing these notes.

  Mark Hamill : [taking the notebook]  Well, thanks so much. It's gonna be a great help.

• Raj Koothrappali : When you were on the, uh, Wookie home planet, how did you even understand what they were saying?

  Mark Hamill : I don't remember ever being on a Wookie home planet.

  Stuart Bloom : Uh, actually, Luke was on the Wookie home planet, Kashyyyk, in the "Holiday Special" when he helped Chewie get home to his wife.

  Mark Hamill : Chewie had a wife?

  Stuart Bloom : Her name's Malla.

  Denise : Wow, that's impressive.

  Stuart Bloom : [self-appreciative]  Yeah.

• George Cooper, Jr. : Hey, uh, I got a question. Why aren't there tires on any of those "Star Wars" vehicles?

  Mark Hamill : I'm sure some of them had tires.

  Stuart Bloom : Uh, actually, they don't. I mean, the HAVw A5 turbo tank has metal gripping wheels, but I wouldn't call them tires.

  Denise : You are so hot.

• Mark Hamill : Congratulations on your wedding.

  Sheldon Cooper : Thank you. When this is over, I have 4,000 things for you to sign.

• Mark Hamill : We are gathered here today in the sight of family, friends, and Almighty God.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, that's too religious.

  Mark Hamill : That lady over there made me say it.

  Mary Cooper : [Sheldon and Amy turn to look at her]  He heard you, and He can't un-hear you.

• Mark Hamill : We're here to celebrate the marriage of Sheldon Lee Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler. I had more prepared, but I'm just gonna skip to the rings and vows, since I've been answering your questions for forty-five minutes.

  Stuart Bloom : [quietly to Denise, derisively]  Yeah, he answered 'em.

• Mark Hamill : Do you... do you...

  [chokes up] 

  Wil Wheaton : Hey, I'm just sayin', I'm here if you need me.

  Mark Hamill : No no no, I got this... Amy, do you take Sheldon for your lawful wedded husband?