The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Sibling Realignment (2018)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Raj, remember when you borrowed my VR goggles the other day?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah.
Howard Wolowitz : [revealing his swollen, infected eye] Probably shouldn't have done that.
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Howard Wolowitz : Bernadette says they're checking the kids now.
Penny Hofstadter : You know, maybe we didn't all need to come.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, whatever kind of pinkeye their kids have, I have, and I need to know. And if it's viral, I'm screwed.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe not. You know, I know it's not traditional wedding attire, but how about a welder's mask?
Raj Koothrappali : If you know a welder, that could be your "something borrowed."
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Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Bernie? Hey. How do you know if someone has pinkeye?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Um, their eye would be red, swollen, and probably oozy.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay, thanks. Both kids have pinkeye.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm getting married in a week. You are not giving me pinkeye.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't have pinkeye.
Penny Hofstadter : [jumping off the couch to block his path] Hey! Hey. Hey. Step away from the bride.
Howard Wolowitz : Okay. I'll go back upstairs.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Get in the shower and then take those clothes and burn them.
Penny Hofstadter : Yeah, and all the rest of your clothes!
[not sure if he heard her]
Penny Hofstadter : Ah, worth a shot.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : We're so sorry we ruined your date.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, boo hoo! His date got ruined. I'm about to get married, and look at me.
Penny Hofstadter : It looks like it's getting better.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh, does it? Does it look like that with your *two clear eyes*?
Penny Hofstadter : I'm sorry. Are you mad that I don't have pinkeye?
Amy Farrah Fowler : [simultanously with the others] What do you think?
Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Yes!
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Penny Hofstadter : [playing with a child's toy at the doctor's office] Hey! I got all the beads to the other side.
Howard Wolowitz : It's not a puzzle, Penny.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you really want to be touching that? Do you know how many sick kids... you know what? Never mind. Knock yourself out.