The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
McLean Stevenson/Gene Hackman/George Carlin/Gloria DeHaven (1974)
George Carlin: Self
Quotes
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George Carlin : The airlines are strange. They search you with, uh, magnetometers and every kind of device there is - make sure you're not carrying a weapon - and you get on board, they give you a knife and a fork and all the wine you can drink.
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George Carlin : The San Diego Freeway was the scene of a freak accident today when six freaks in a camper crashed into three freaks in a van.
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George Carlin : The Supreme Court has reversed a lower court ruling which had upheld an earlier decision by a circuit court judge allowing an injunction which would restrain a defendant from contesting a court order forcing him to show cause why he should not be enjoined from initiating a lawsuit.