The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

McLean Stevenson/Gene Hackman/George Carlin/Gloria DeHaven (1974)

Johnny Carson: Self - Host

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• Johnny Carson : Here we have a list of college fads that didn't make it: Studying.

• McLean Stevenson : Can you imagine a couple of cowboys or somethin', ridin' across the desert, guy says, "Hey, Denver - let's hold up here a minute. I gotta go back to that rock and go potty... I've needed to go potty ever since we left Dodge City."

  Johnny Carson : Well, it - it beats "tinkle".

• Gloria DeHaven : [on her feathery white outfit]  I found out that it was going to be all gentlemen, and I thought, "This is my moment." You know...

  Johnny Carson : Sure.

  Gloria DeHaven : Why come out looking like - you know, in the turtleneck and the slacks, and looking like a fella?

  Johnny Carson : A female lumberjack, or something.

  Gloria DeHaven : Yeah. I - you know, I want to be a girl.