Dwayne Johnson acreditado por interpretar...
Self - Host • Various
- Doctor Micronox: [World's Most Evil Invention Skit] I am Doctor Micronox and The Most Evil Invention in the World is my Shrink Ray! It can reduce a monument to the size of a toy! I'll have the Eiffel Tower on my keychain and Mount Rushmore as a paperweight!
- Mad Scientist: Oh ho ho ho ho! Very evil, Doctor Micronox! I guess bad things do come in small packages. Who is next?
- Baroness Antarctica: I am The Baroness Antarctica! My entry for World's Most Evil Invention is The Freeze Ray! I shall encase all the world's most famous monuments in solid ice!
- Mad Scientist: So chillingly evil! Okay, who is next?
- Roy: [awkwardly brings a robot onto the platform; soft-spoken and nervous] Hi, guys. My name is Roy... and I, uh... and for The Most Evil Invention in the World Contest, I invented a child-molesting robot.
- Mad Scientist: [All of the mad scientists are horrified] I beg your pardon, what?
- Roy: Oh, I'm sorry. I'll speak up. It's a robot that is designed to molest children. I call it Robo-Chomo. You see, it's powered by solar rechargeable fuel cells and it costs pennies to manufacture. And it can, theoretically, molest twice as many children as a human molester in quite frankly half the time.
- Mad Scientist: How do you even build a child-molesting robot?
- Roy: Well, that's a great question. What you do is you start by building a regular robot. Then, you molest it and hope that it continues the cycle.
- Mad Scientist: [repulsed] Dear lord almighty!