Jason Mantzoukas credited as playing...
Artisan
- Evan McCauley: What kind of success rate is this guy working with, anyway?
- Artisan: Confidence is... high.
- Evan McCauley: Yeah, and so are you, obviously.
- Artisan: [last lines of the film]
- [when asked about his sword]
- Artisan: Oh It's Not My Sword
- [chucks apple at Indonesian youth]
- Artisan: It's His
- Young Treadway: [with his back turned he slices the apple in two before rapidly slices the blade in the air]
- [speaking in fluent English stunning onlookers]
- Young Treadway: Artisan What Took You So Long?
- Artisan: [walks away beaming whilst waggling his finger] See You Soon Treadway