William Fichtner credited as playing...
Adam Janikowski
- Adam: So explain 'riding the zero' to me.
- Christy: Well first you have to understand that I used to be really poor.
- Adam: Worse than now? Because you steal toilet paper from work.
- Christy: Anyway, one time my gas tank was on zero, but I had to get to my job, so I just drove it, and it lasted for eight days, like Hanukah.
- Adam: You know that's bad for the engine, right?
- Christy: You are such a man.
- Adam: Hey, your mom said I could hang out here, is that okay?
- Christy: Hang out, hang yourself, I really don't care right now.
- Adam: Whoa! What's wrong?
- Christy: I'm sorry. My car broke down and I had to walk for 3 miles in these cheap polyester pants, my thighs about started a fire.
- Adam: You want me to take a look at your car?
- Christy: Well, actually it didn't so much break down, as I just ran out of gas.