Triple H: You know, Steph, it's no secret that Mick Foley and I have never really gotten along. I mean, we've never quite seen eye to eye on things. So it's no surprise that even 10,000 miles away, Mick Foley is still trying to screw me. His latest screwjob, tonight. Mick Foley has taken it upon himself to book me in a no-disqualification match against none other than the American Bad Ass, the Undertaker. But, you know, I've always been one step ahead of Mick Foley. His whole career, it didn't really matter if he was Mankind, it didn't matter if he was Dude Love, didn't matter if he was Cactus Jack, I always came out on top. And now, even after I've beaten him up and retired him, he's still trying to screw me over. And the funny thing is...
[the crowd starts chanting "slut" at Stephanie]
Triple H: Like their opinion matters. And the funny thing about Foley is now, even though he's the commissioner, I'm still smarter than he is. I'm still one step ahead. And last Monday night on "Raw" was just more proof of that. I knew Foley would want to try and protect that little runt, Chris Jericho. Because of all people, MIck Foley knows what I can do when I'm mad, and for Chris Jericho calling you what he's called you, Mick Foley knows how damn mad I am, so he did the... sensible thing and he tried to keep me away from Chris Jericho. But Jericho was getting what was coming to him, I made sure of that. That's why I got so "upset" at Mick Foley's little stipulations. That's why I pretended to be so mad at Road Dogg. That's why we came up with the grand scheme to send you, my darling, to the ring to call out that little runt, Jericho, and when that failed, as planned, that's why we threw down that last great, big piece of cheese to draw us one rat. I'd like to show the world a little piece of footage of some supreme acting done by myself and my best buddy, X-Pac.
[a clip of Hunter and X-Pac arguing on "Raw" is shown]
Triple H: I've gotta admit it, Steph, that looks like we were really hot at each other, right? Everybody was fooled.
[pointing to the fans in the crowd]
Triple H: I know they were all fooled. But that was what sold it, right there, the match made between me and X-Pac, and I knew Jericho couldn't resist. So we have our match, and what a match it is, and I'll tell you what, X-Pac can whip out a hell of an ass-kicking, but it was worth it. Why don't you roll that next little piece of footage, and let's see what happens.
[another clip is shown of Jericho interfering in the match]
Triple H: Here comes the rat to get his cheese. But just when he thinks he's in the clear, oh, no, what's that? It's the cat come back to claim the rat. More like the Dogg.
[as the clip continues, DX triple-teams Jericho]
Triple H: And here comes Chris Jericho getting what Chris Jericho deserves. Now, Jericho, you want to talk trash? You want to talk about my wife? Here's a ten-pound sledgehammer for your problem. Chris Jericho, that was just the beginning. At Fully Loaded, if you can make it, if, somehow, Jericho, you can find the guts to drag yourself up from wherever you're holed up licking your wounds and make it to Fully Loaded, I am gonna finish what I started Monday night on "Raw". Chris Jericho, you want to talk about my beautiful wife? Well, you had better be ready to pay the ultimate price. Now, as far as tonight goes and the Undertaker... Undertaker, you want to play this game? Well, pal, I got one more piece of footage that I want you to take a look at, and I want you to look at it real good.
[a clip is shown of Jericho being loaded into an ambulance after the DX beatdown]
Triple H: This is what happens when you screw with me. You get loaded into an ambulance and you get carried away. Undertaker, this is no game, and as of now, I'm no longer playing.
