Family Guy (TV Series)
Cop and a Half-Wit (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Tom Tucker
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Quotes
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Chris Griffin : Is that a Michael Sam jersey?
Stewie Griffin : Yep, two boy names. Doubly masculine.
Brian Griffin : Like George Michael?
Stewie Griffin : Shut up!
Brian Griffin : Come on, Stewie. Are you still hung up about that woman at the grocery store, thinking you were a girl?
Chris Griffin : Elton John... is another.
Stewie Griffin : It has nothing to do with that, Brian. I just thought it'd be good to take up a sport. You know, like boys do.
Brian Griffin : You don't have to play football to prove you're a boy.
Chris Griffin : Barney Frank... is yet another one.
Brian Griffin : Chris, please. Actually, you know what? Ricky Martin. There's a bunch of these.
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Stewie Griffin : [after suffering a concussion] Is anybody gonna answer that telephone?
Chris Griffin : He keeps thinking the phone is ringing, Brian.
Brian Griffin : Well, at least he's talking again. I think that means he's getting better.
Stewie Griffin : Is it day or night? I don't... I don't care. I just wanna know. LOIS, ANSWER THE BLOODY PHONE!
Brian Griffin : No, no, no! We don't need Lois.
[chuckles]
Brian Griffin : Chris, pretend to answer the phone.
Chris Griffin : Uh... uh, hello? Okay, yes, one second. MOM, IT'S FOR YOU!
Brian Griffin : What? No, damn it, Chris! Um, um... I'll take that. Hello, this is Brian Griffin. Actually, I already received The New York Times and I always enjoy finishing the crossword puzzle.
Chris Griffin : You're bragging to nobody?
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Joe Swanson : Sorry I'm late. The pantry down at the station needed new shelf paper.
Glenn Quagmire : That's what they got you doing down there?
Joe Swanson : Well, that, and I'm also in charge of the office gerbil. And let me tell you, Lieutenant Nibbles is quite a handful. He'll only eat real cheese. Not processed.
Cleveland Brown : You buy special cheese for a gerbil?
Joe Swanson : Yeah, I have to. He outranks me.
