Fighting with My Family (2019)
Nick Frost: Ricky Knight
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Quotes
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[At WrestleMania XXX, Raya is sent to the Skybox by Hutch. She stares at the whole arena from the window]
The Rock : Hey!
[the Rock walks in]
Raya Knight : Hey.
The Rock : How're you doing?
Raya Knight : Yeah, good. You? Did you bring it?
The Rock : [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, I brought it. Paige, uh, when's the last time you spoke to your family?
Raya Knight : Couple of weeks ago.
The Rock : Well, I think we should call 'em.
Raya Knight : [chuckles] You wanna call my family?
The Rock : I would like to call your family. So what's their number?
Raya Knight : [sighs] Am I in trouble?
[as the Knight family are watching WrestleMania XXX at home, the phone rings. Ricky picks it up]
Ricky Knight : Which prick is calling me during WrestleMania?
The Rock : [laughs] It's, uh... It's Dwayne Johnson.
Ricky Knight : Yeah, and I'm Vin Diesel, mate.
The Rock : [chuckles] Well, let's hope not. No, it is, Mr. Knight. It's Dwayne Johnson. How are you?
Ricky Knight : Prove it.
The Rock : Uh, okay.
[pause]
The Rock : IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL... WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!
Ricky Knight : Yeah? Bullshit.
[Ricky hangs up]
Raya Knight : I'm sorry.
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[the Rock calls Ricky again]
Ricky Knight : What?
Raya Knight : Dad! It's actually him.
Ricky Knight : You what?
Raya Knight : Yeah, it's actually him.
Ricky Knight : Hold the line one second.
[pause]
Ricky Knight : It's Saraya and The Rock.
Julia Knight : Yeah, right.
Ricky Knight : I got you on speakerphone, sir.
The Rock : Hey, yeah. It's, uh, Dwayne Johnson. I'm here with your daughter now, and, uh, I first met her in London. And I've been keeping tabs on her, and I just heard some news that I wanted to share with her and I thought you guys should hear it too at the same time.
Ricky Knight : Right.
Julia Knight : What news?
The Rock : Paige's time with the NXT is over.
Raya Knight : Oh.
Ricky Knight : Oh.
Julia Knight : Okay.
The Rock : Because, tomorrow night, she'll make her debut live on RAW and... she will be fighting AJ Lee for the Divas title.
Raya Knight : Wait, what?
[pause]
Julia Knight : Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.
The Rock : There it is again.
Julia Knight : You don't know what this means to us, Mr. Rock.
The Rock : Actually, uh... I know exactly what it means to you, ma'am. I, um, I myself have come from a wrestling family, too, and I wanted to share this news with you guys just so you could enjoy it and also just so Paige can prepare herself mentally to go out there tomorrow night and win over the crowd. Because if you don't do that, then they're gonna find somebody else who will. And then this whole opportunity will, uh, be gone by next week.
[pause]
Ricky Knight : She's not gonna let you down, Mr. Rock. I-I'll promise ya. She's gonna smash it. She'll kill it.
Julia Knight : Proud of you, Ray.
Ricky Knight : I love you, Princess. We're all with you, darling.
Julia Knight : You're amazing, baby.
Ricky Knight : I love you, Rock.
[chuckles]
Ricky Knight : Rock?
The Rock : I... I love you, too.
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Zak Knight : I didn't get her up the duff. It's known as an unplanned pregnancy.
Ricky Knight : All pregnancies are unplanned, son.
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Ricky Knight : I'd just got out of prison.
Hugh : Prison? What was that for?
Ricky Knight : Mainly violence.
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[Zak is watching WWE on TV while holding a belt]
Young Zak : [Saraya changes the channel] Oi, I'm watching that. Give me the remote!
Young Saraya : No!
[Saraya and Zak begin fighting over the TV remote until Ricky shows up]
Ricky Knight : Zak! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
Julia Knight : [entering] What is going on?
[Saraya and Zak are still fighting]
Julia Knight : [Zak and Saraya end up in a twisted position] Are you gonna do something about it?
[Saraya breaks free]
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Ricky Knight : Glen? Yeah. He'll take a bowling ball in the bollocks.
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Ricky Knight : You are the spark in our lives, no matter what you do with yours.
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Ricky Knight : I've been training this one since before he had fur on his bollocks.
