- Scruffy: Fuck, I love weed, ay, and how it gets you high and shit.
- Sassy: Who doesn't fucken love weed? It's fucken good for ya.
- Wayno: They'll fucken legalise it soon.
- Owly: No they fucken won't, cunt.
- Sassy: Yeah, they will! It's a massive government conspiracy.
- Donny: Whaddya mean, Sassy?
- Sassy: Well, look at it like this, right? One by one, each country's been legalising weed. Soon, it's gonna be legalised pretty much everywhere.
- Wayno: Yeah? Fucken, so what?
- Sassy: Well, what's gonna happen to everyone when they're all fucken high on legalised weed?
- Donny: They're gonna get the munchies.
- Sassy: They're gonna get the munchies, fucken spot on, Donny. So then all fucken Cadbury and all that sort of shit's gonna bring out new lollies and stuff. Like fucken lemon flavoured Pods and all this different...
- [sniffs]
- Sassy: all this new shit. And everyone's gonna buy all this new munchie food, and the government's gonna make a lot of money off of it.
- Donny: What are they gonna use all that money for?
- Sassy: I dunno. But I think it's got something to do with the pyramids.
- Donny: Fuck.
- Scruffy: That's been debunked countless times by physiologists worldwide.
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