- Sara Lance: Well, everybody go put on your best digs on because we are going to save Hollywood.
- Nate Heywood: Yeah... until the Kardashians destroy it.
- Damien Darhk: Oh, goody. The cavalry has arrived. Oh, how I missed those whimsical outfits of yours.
- Sara Lance: Your beef is with me, Damien. So let's fight. You and me... League style. Two swords... zero magic.
- Damien Darhk: A dual. How quaint. But you do realize... I don't need magic to kill you.
- Sara Lance: Funny... that's what Oliver Queen said right before he killed you.
- Jefferson Jackson: [as Martin] Hedy Lamarr. The most beautiful woman in the world. Not only is she a talented actress, but she is a genius. Brilliant and beautiful.
- Mick Rory: I'd do her.
- Jefferson Jackson: [as Martin] Trust you, Mr. Rory, to take something precious and debase it. She's also an inventor. Her patent of frequency hopping alone revolutionized the world. Tuck in your shirt.
- Gate Guard: Oh, you mean prize whores.
- Zari Tomaz: Did he just call us...
- Amaya Jiwe: Yeah.
- [Amaya punches the guard out]
- Nate Heywood: Helen and her lover, Paris, set off a ten-year war that launched thousands of ships and sent tens of thousands of men off to their death, all in the name of her beauty.
- Zari Tomaz: You make it sound like it's her fault. Men always find a reason to fight. That's not on her.
- Mick Rory: Depends. How hot is she?
- Amaya Jiwe: What's going on?
- Ray Palmer: Well, we seem to have a bit of a "Freaky Friday" situation.
- Dr. Martin Stein: I'm Jax.
- Jefferson Jackson: And I'm Martin.
- Zari Tomaz: [indifferently] Cool.
- Nate Heywood: 1937, Hollywood, California. A beautiful woman mysteriously appeared and threw the entire film industry into chaos. She apparently was so beautiful that both Warner Bros. and K&G Pictures went to war over her, and it got ugly fast. Literal backs were stabbed. People died.
- Zari Tomaz: Those Hollywood idiots probably had it coming.
- Sara Lance: Maybe, but this wasn't supposed to happen, so we are going to fix it. It will be a nice, easy mission, and we'll get our mojo back.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Awesome, maybe now I might actually get to meet some celebrities.
- Jefferson Jackson: And how would you even know? The oldest movie you've ever watched is some ridiculouls farce called "Police Academy".
- Dr. Martin Stein: Don't knock the "Academy", Gray.
- Nate Heywood: I got eyes on her.
- Sara Lance: All right, remember we're doing recon only. Nobody moves on her. Let's see what we're dealing with. What can you tell us?
- Nate Heywood: She's... really, really pretty. She looks familiar, like I've seen her somewhere.
- Amaya Jiwe: I'm sure she's never heard that one before.
- Zari Tomaz: The gossip I'm hearing is that this woman is seriously Method. She hasn't broken character since she got here.
- Nate Heywood: There's only one woman in history who has this effect on men. She really is Helen of Troy.
- Nate Heywood: What does Darhk care if we fix anachronisms or not?
- Sara Lance: I don't know. We didn't have time to get into his evil agenda.
- Nate Heywood: Sara, I've been searching for more outliers in the hopes of finding Darhk and his witchy friend. And you would think having a supercomputer would be helpful.
- Gideon: Watch yourself, Mr. Heywood.
- Nate Heywood: Anyway, there's no sign of them in the timeline.
- Sara Lance: [wrinkling her nose] What is that smell?
- Nate Heywood: Okay, full disclosure, I haven't left the library in seven days, I think. Is it Tuesday? I'm not really sure. It's hard for me to keep track of time in a temporal zone.
- Sara Lance: Shower. Now.
- Ray Palmer: Thanks to your research, Marty, the nanites I injected into your bloodstreams should be locking onto your respective halves of the Firestorm matrix. I'm only hoping that the polymer I constructed is strong enough to transfer your half from you to him.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Well, a little too much "should" and "hoping" for my comfort, but then, what is science if not the exploration of the unknown?
- Jefferson Jackson: Ray, I'm telling you right now, if you kill me, I'm gonna haunt you forever.
- Ray Palmer: Well, just remember, this was your idea. If you guys are getting cold feet, we can call the whole thing off.
- Grip: [knocking over a prop] I am so sorry, miss. Are you all right?
- Helen of Troy: It's nothing. I'm fine.
- Set Decorator: Hey, watch what you're doing. You almost took her head off. Are you okay?
- Helen of Troy: Yes, it's really nothing.
- Grip: [shoving him] Hey!
- Set Decorator: [shoving back] Get lost, you twit.
- Grip: I asked the lady a question.
- Set Decorator: She doesn't want to talk to you.
- Grip: Oh, try stopping me, tough guy.
- Amaya Jiwe: [the set decorator slugs the grip] That escalated quickly.
- Jefferson Jackson: Darhk massacred those Time Bureau agents in Victorian London without even batting an eyelid. What if we can't take them? This might be our best offer.
- Mick Rory: You don't offer a deal unless you want something in return. Besides, if he lets us walk, he's just gonna take us out one by one.
- Nate Heywood: That's right. We're stronger together. We know that. Darhk knows that.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Gray's scared to death. I can feel it.
- Sara Lance: Darhk must have found him. We're going in.
- Dr. Martin Stein: I'm coming with you.
- Ray Palmer: You sure you're up for this, Jax?
- Dr. Martin Stein: Save Gray? Damn right I am.
- Nate Heywood: You may want to pee first. We're not gonna stop to help you find a bathroom.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Good point.
- Mick Rory: [leaving with him] Me, too.
- Nate Heywood: Just don't make it a deuce, Mick.
- Ray Palmer: Yeah, and if you do, flush.
- Damien Darhk: Okay, I didn't actually think you'd take me up on my offer, but after my warning, I thought you people would at least use the buddy system. But here you are, all alone, without your better half to give you at least a fighting chance.
- Jefferson Jackson: You and your insufferable pontificating...
- Damien Darhk: Wait, wait, wait, excuse me. Either someone got themselves a thesaurus, or...
- Eleanor Darhk: [using her powers] He isn't who he appears to be. He's the old one.
- Damien Darhk: [roaring with laughter] No. No. You guys switched bodies. Oh, that is rich.
- [as he laughs, Jax and Hedy escape]
- Eleanor Darhk: You need a minute?
- Damien Darhk: [still laughing] No, I'm good. I'm good.
- [he immediately stops and sighs]
- Damien Darhk: Let's kill them.