DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Helen Hunt (2017)

Nick Zano: Nate Heywood, Steel

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• Sara Lance : Well, everybody go put on your best digs on because we are going to save Hollywood.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah... until the Kardashians destroy it.

• Nate Heywood : Helen and her lover, Paris, set off a ten-year war that launched thousands of ships and sent tens of thousands of men off to their death, all in the name of her beauty.

  Zari Tomaz : You make it sound like it's her fault. Men always find a reason to fight. That's not on her.

  Mick Rory : Depends. How hot is she?

• Nate Heywood : 1937, Hollywood, California. A beautiful woman mysteriously appeared and threw the entire film industry into chaos. She apparently was so beautiful that both Warner Bros. and K&G Pictures went to war over her, and it got ugly fast. Literal backs were stabbed. People died.

  Zari Tomaz : Those Hollywood idiots probably had it coming.

  Sara Lance : Maybe, but this wasn't supposed to happen, so we are going to fix it. It will be a nice, easy mission, and we'll get our mojo back.

  Dr. Martin Stein : Awesome, maybe now I might actually get to meet some celebrities.

  Jefferson Jackson : And how would you even know? The oldest movie you've ever watched is some ridiculouls farce called "Police Academy".

  Dr. Martin Stein : Don't knock the "Academy", Gray.

• Nate Heywood : I got eyes on her.

  Sara Lance : All right, remember we're doing recon only. Nobody moves on her. Let's see what we're dealing with. What can you tell us?

  Nate Heywood : She's... really, really pretty. She looks familiar, like I've seen her somewhere.

  Amaya Jiwe : I'm sure she's never heard that one before.

  Zari Tomaz : The gossip I'm hearing is that this woman is seriously Method. She hasn't broken character since she got here.

• Nate Heywood : There's only one woman in history who has this effect on men. She really is Helen of Troy.

• Ray Palmer : Holy Helen of Troy.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, that spells hot.

• Nate Heywood : What does Darhk care if we fix anachronisms or not?

  Sara Lance : I don't know. We didn't have time to get into his evil agenda.

• Nate Heywood : Sara, I've been searching for more outliers in the hopes of finding Darhk and his witchy friend. And you would think having a supercomputer would be helpful.

  Gideon : Watch yourself, Mr. Heywood.

  Nate Heywood : Anyway, there's no sign of them in the timeline.

  Sara Lance : [wrinkling her nose]  What is that smell?

  Nate Heywood : Okay, full disclosure, I haven't left the library in seven days, I think. Is it Tuesday? I'm not really sure. It's hard for me to keep track of time in a temporal zone.

  Sara Lance : Shower. Now.

• Jefferson Jackson : Darhk massacred those Time Bureau agents in Victorian London without even batting an eyelid. What if we can't take them? This might be our best offer.

  Mick Rory : You don't offer a deal unless you want something in return. Besides, if he lets us walk, he's just gonna take us out one by one.

  Nate Heywood : That's right. We're stronger together. We know that. Darhk knows that.

• Dr. Martin Stein : Gray's scared to death. I can feel it.

  Sara Lance : Darhk must have found him. We're going in.

  Dr. Martin Stein : I'm coming with you.

  Ray Palmer : You sure you're up for this, Jax?

  Dr. Martin Stein : Save Gray? Damn right I am.

  Nate Heywood : You may want to pee first. We're not gonna stop to help you find a bathroom.

  Dr. Martin Stein : Good point.

  Mick Rory : [leaving with him]  Me, too.

  Nate Heywood : Just don't make it a deuce, Mick.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, and if you do, flush.