The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Locomotion Reverberation (2017)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know, I do have a way to get him out of our hair. I've been holding on to this for a few years, but maybe now's the time.
Howard Wolowitz : We can just lock the door, you don't have to kill him.
Leonard Hofstadter : You can't kill him. He just respawns at the last save point.
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Colonel Richard Williams : [Pointing at Sheldon's board] What's this?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, nothing. Just some math we don't need.
Colonel Richard Williams : This is a different approach. You're trying to make the guidance system even smaller?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's jlust a theory, it's not even worked out.
Colonel Richard Williams : Oh. I want this.
Howard Wolowitz : But we already met the agreed-upon specs. Going smaller would require weeks of new computations.
Colonel Richard Williams : So get the kid with the two shirts to do it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sir, if I may, we've put a lot of thought and effort into making the current prototype. It's a really elegant solution, and mosst importantly, it works.
Colonel Richard Williams : Yeah, I want this.
Howard Wolowitz : It's just a theory. It's not even a complete thought.
Colonel Richard Williams : You both make excellent points. Thank you for presenting it so articulately. Make this.
Howard Wolowitz : The kid with the two shirts screwed us again.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I got it.
[adds to Sheldon's equation on the whiteboard]
Howard Wolowitz : You really figured it out?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, but when we show this nonsense to Sheldon, it will make him crazy and he will have to fix it,
Howard Wolowitz : You're a genius.
Leonard Hofstadter : I know. That's not even a math symbol. That's just Charlie Brown's hair.
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Howard Wolowitz : OK. I'm zeroing out the electro-osmotic flow rate in the micro-fluidic channel.
Leonard Hofstadter : Nicely done, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Well, my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied, so clearly I know my way around tiny things.
Leonard Hofstadter : Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology and still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child...
Howard Wolowitz : And those are just the things I say out loud.
Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, we need to stop immediately.
Howard Wolowitz : What's wrong?
Sheldon Cooper : I've been looking at the math, and I think we can make the device between eight and ten percent smaller.
Sheldon Cooper : That's great,but the Air Force approved the specs; we're good to go.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, it doesn't need to be smaller.
Sheldon Cooper : Shame on you! Where would we be if poodle breeders had that attitude? I'll tell you: we would have the standard and miniature poodle, but no toy or teacup. Which, by the way, is not an official breed, but that's just poodle politics.
Leonard Hofstadter : Can we please stop talking about poodles!
Sheldon Cooper : Fine. Candy bars! Now, do you enjoy a fun size? I know you do.
Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon,we don't need to make this smaller and your work is done. Go home.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't want to go home.
Leonard Hofstadter : Fine. Go for little walk.
Sheldon Cooper : Then what?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just keep walking.