- Evie Gallant: Esmeralda, the champagne's burnt again. You left it in the freezer too long. Where are you going? You know I pay you for a ten-hour day.
- Maid Esmeralda: I have to go home, Mrs. Evie. It's the end of the world.
- Mr. Gallant: Nana, I've been trying to call you.
- Evie Gallant: When he ran MGM, your grandfather - God rest his soul - would never return calls until the following day. All of the stars and all of the agents would have to go and see him in person if they wanted to get - what are you doing?
- Mr. Gallant: The government sent a warning. Missiles are coming.
- Evie Gallant: So is global warming. Well. It's probably fake news. I'm gonna call Donald.
- Mr. Gallant: No. This is real, Grandma. People are going to die today.
- Evie Gallant: Let's have some burnt champagne.
- Mr. Gallant: It's all we get. Don't be too disappointed.
- Evie Gallant: Darling, you don't know what disappointment is - until you've slept with Yul Brynner.
- Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt: Brock, do you remember the contract that we had with each other?
- Brock: No, no, no. Don't go there, babe.
- Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt: Uh, at any time, we can unilaterally release each other from our monogamous obligations. You are now free to see other people.