- David Rose: [after finding his cake in the fridge] Who picked through my cake and only left the icing?
- Alexis Rose: Who eats the icing?
- David Rose: What kind of barnyard were you raised in where you eat somebody else's food?
- Alexis Rose: So, you can share a boyfriend but you can't share food?
- David Rose: Okay we're not sharing a boyfriend. Stevie and I are dating Jake at the same time.
- Alexis Rose: Oh really? Because in my experience with throuples.
- David Rose: We're not a throuple.
- Alexis Rose: In my experience with three people there's always a favourite. Just like how mom loves you more.
- David Rose: First of all that's not true and don't use mom in an analogy about my relationship thank you.
- Moira Rose: David? Lunch today?
- David Rose: No.
- Moira Rose: Oh, well I guess I'll dine alone!
- Alexis Rose: See?
- Moira Rose: See what?
- David Rose: Alexis seems to think that you like me more?
- Moira Rose: Alexis don't be ridiculous. This is exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me weary of spending time with you.
- Alexis Rose: I was sitting right here!
- Moira Rose: I just didn't see you there.