Peter Pan Goes Wrong (2016 TV Movie)

David Suchet: David, Narrator

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• [Annie has been electrocuted and the cast and crew have gathered around her on stage] 

  Chris : David, do something to cover.

  David : What?

  Chris : You're the professional. Cover!

  David : [Remove's Chris's "Capt. Hook" mustache, and places it on his own face. Paces across the stage with his hands behind his back. Speaks in his "Poirot" voice]  Mesdames et Messieurs, it is not very usual for Poirot to be so near to the catastrophe.

• David : I'm terribly sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, but we seem to have a slight difficulty here. Many of you may have noticed, Peter Pan took a rather nasty unrehearsed fall there.

  [pause] 

  David : Obviously he wasn't thinking his happy thoughts. Anyhow, I'm sure Peter Pan's injuries will be less severe than those suffered many years ago in a production of Oliver! the musical which I was in. Now, in the number "Boy for Sale - Boy, boy for sale", our overenthusiastic Mr Bumble tripped backwards onto one of the trailer workhouse children... crushing him. Regrettably, my car was parked in the ambulance bay, and that prevented the paramedics from getting to the poor child, and very sadly; he passed away. And I can't but feel partially responsible for this tragic event because it was, as I said, my car that stopped medical aid getting to the poor child but also because...

  [long pause] 

  David : I was playing Mr. Bumble.

  [pause] 

  David : Anyway, I think we're ready to begin again.