iZombie (TV Series)
Twenty-Sided, Die (2017)
Rahul Kohli: Ravi Chakrabarti
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Quotes
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Olivia Moore : And who might this hirsute stranger be? Introduce yourself.
Ravi Chakrabarti : I am Mosco Bandywax of the Mirkwood Bandywaxes. I'm a Halfling monk.
Olivia Moore : And you, good sir?
Major Lilywhite : I am Sir Jay Esclaborne, the human paladin.
Olivia Moore : I don't remember your character earning a knighthood.
Major Lilywhite : Oh, he's not a knight. His first name is: Sirjay.
Olivia Moore : ...Clever. I'll be watching you. And, you, madam?
Peyton Charles : Uh, Brangelina Darksbane. Dark elf assassin.
Olivia Moore : And who might this stout fellow be?
Clive Babineaux : Earl. Dwarf fighter.
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Peyton Charles : So, we can go and find Castle What's-His-Nuts, fight that thing, come back and we'll get rewarded by this little old lady.
[Looks at Liv]
Peyton Charles : Or we could just tie up this little old lady, and take what we want now.
Olivia Moore : Georgie begins to mutter an incantation. Electricity fires from her hands and strikes Brangelina.
Ravi Chakrabarti : I try to dive in front of the lightning bolt. "Not on this day, Ms. Fogglebottom!"
Olivia Moore : The lightning bolt has already struck Brangelina. And Mosco lands on the ground in front of her, looking foolish.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : What brought you here?
Rachel Greenblatt : I'm a photographer. I want to shoot a zombie. I've already got a Nessie and a Sasquatch.
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Ravi Chakrabarti : Dungeons & Dragons. The granddaddy of all fantasy role-playing games.
Clive Babineaux : So, the victim has kids?
Ravi Chakrabarti : ...Adults play it, too.
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Major Lilywhite : Listen to this love letter. "When they make a Chaos Killer TV movie, I hope you watch it in he'll with your pal Ted Bundy".
Ravi Chakrabarti : Wait, you didn't actually kill anyone.
Major Lilywhite : Yeah, and the joke's on them. I'm not pals with Ted Bundy either.
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Olivia Moore : You each start the campaign with this many gold pieces.
Ravi Chakrabarti : [Rolls dice] Twenty-seven gold pieces.
Clive Babineaux : I buy a small farm, retire from adventuring.