The Magicians (TV Series)

The Girl Who Told Time (2017)

Trevor Einhorn: Josh Hoberman

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• Josh Hoberman : One for $20, three for $50.

  Todd : Which gets you the highest?

  Josh Hoberman : Highest? This is grown locally from heirloom seed stock, paired with the ideal pastry for a curated drug experience. This will make you levitate. This is like being hugged by a rainbow. This is like being blown by a rainbow. Do not mix these up.

• Josh Hoberman : Oysters and pearls from the French Laundry. I had to get Thomas Keller so wrecked before he'd show me the secret to that recipe.

  Eliot Waugh : [Tries it]  Mmm. I just don't think it's "Fillory" enough.

  Josh Hoberman : But half of Fillory eats boiled mutton! Let's introduce them to, like, actual food.

  Eliot Waugh : This is their world. We have to meet them halfway, don't you think?

  Josh Hoberman : Well, if half your recipe is shit, it's *all* going to taste like shit.

• Margo Hanson : Josh, where's that dishwasher?

  Josh Hoberman : Still in the armoire.

  Eliot Waugh : Why is he in the armoire?

  Josh Hoberman : 'Cause I'm not good in a crisis, okay?

  Eliot Waugh : How were you ever a drug dealer?

• Eliot Waugh : After all the hours I spent down in the dungeon, I actually thought I'd won Bayler over. I thought I had rehabbed his soul.

  Margo Hanson : Oh, honey. We both know rehab is about more than nachos and backgammon.

  Eliot Waugh : Is it? Is it, Margo?

  Josh Hoberman : Wait, so you're upset because the guy who tried to kill you is gonna try and kill you again?

  Eliot Waugh : I should've executed him. It's not like anybody likes me anyway. I'm down 5%. And now the Fu Fighters are gonna red my wedding!