Blackcatloner Reviews (TV Series)
Old Fashioned (2016)
Tim Haines: Blackcatloner
Quotes
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Blackcatloner : Meanwhile Clay is lectured by Aunt May that he needs to lighten up and stop using his faith like a wall to keep people out, probably because Mexico won't pay for it.
[Rimshot]
Blackcatloner : And to pursue Amber.
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Blackcatloner : And that is followed up by this scene.
Amber : [Creepy music plays as Amber walks up behind Clay as he is looking through his coupons. She crashes her cart into his] Hey there, Stress Boy.
Clay Walsh : Hey there, Pretty Girl.
Blackcatloner : Most awkward and creepy shopping scene ever!
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Blackcatloner : So anyway, here's a clip of how the movie opens.
[Opening scene from Old Fashioned plays]
Clay Walsh : I thought I would always be alone.
Amber : Why?
Clay Walsh : It's what I deserve.
Amber : Oh, that's a bunch of hooey.
[laughs]
Blackcatloner : [Giving the thumbs up] Rated PG-13!
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Blackcatloner : When it was released, the movie was billed as the "anti-Fifty Shades of Grey." And ironically it was released *against* Fifty Shades of Grey. And in terms of rocket science, guess which romantic chick flick won out in the end?
[Poster of Fifty Shades of Grey appears]
Blackcatloner : You guessed it. They preferred the romantic movie that involves a girl getting whipped and beaten by a good-looking billionaire sociopath over a well-meaning ex-bad boy sociopath trying to reintroduce outdated dating values in the creepiest of ways.