T.J. Miller aufgeführt in der Rolle von...
Erlich Bachman
- Dinesh Chugtai: You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?
- Bertram Gilfoyle: You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?
- Erlich Bachman: That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with.
- Jian Yang: I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.
- Erlich Bachman: Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class?
- Jian Yang: Premium economy. You fly one way.
- Dinesh Chugtai: Don't you need a visa to go to China?
- Jian Yang: Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt.
- Erlich Bachman: That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys.
- Erlich Bachman: The truth is, we've tried and tried. Every time we've gotten a whiff of success, a giant pelican by the name of Fate takes a four-and-a-half-pound shit right on top of us. There are people who are destined for greatness and people who are not.