Silicon Valley (TV Series)
Hooli-Con (2017)
T.J. Miller: Erlich Bachman
Quotes
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Dinesh Chugtai : You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?
Bertram Gilfoyle : You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?
Erlich Bachman : That's where you come in, my great friends. I figured we might pass the hat? Just give whatever you are comfortable with.
Jian Yang : I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.
Erlich Bachman : Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart. Thank you, young Jinathon. Business class?
Jian Yang : Premium economy. You fly one way.
Dinesh Chugtai : Don't you need a visa to go to China?
Jian Yang : Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing. He's very corrupt.
Erlich Bachman : That sounded... ominous, but, gents, it's as I was saying: Where there's a will, there's a way... just not for you guys.
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Erlich Bachman : The truth is, we've tried and tried. Every time we've gotten a whiff of success, a giant pelican by the name of Fate takes a four-and-a-half-pound shit right on top of us. There are people who are destined for greatness and people who are not.