Sesame Street (TV Series)
Granny Bird Might Visit Sesame Street (1996)
Kevin Clash: Sad Dwarf, Pierre Blue
Quotes
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"Crying Game Show" announcer : Welcome to America's most emotional game show: "The Crying Game Show"! And now, Here is the host of The Crying Game Show. The man with the teeth: Sonny Friendly.
Sonny Friendly : THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I'm Sonny Friendly, And are we having a nice day, or what?
Audience : WHAT?
Sonny Friendly : And NOW, Let's meet our contestants on The Crying Game Show. First up. All the way from Wisconsin, We have Luke Warm.
Luke Warm : Thank You, Thank You. And how do you do, Mr. Sonny Friendly?
Sonny Friendly : I am doing very well. And now, All the way from Kansas, We have Ida Normer!
Ida Normer : Please, Calle me Mrs. Normer!
Sonny Friendly : Okay, I can do that! And now, All the way from Paris France, We have Pierre Blue.
Pierre Blue : Bonjour, America. Bonjour.
Sonny Friendly : Whatever you say. Okay, Here is how we play "The Crying Game Show". I will be giving you a very sad story. And who ever cries the hardest. According the audience, Will win today's grand prize.
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Sonny Friendly : Voting is over. Let's show today's best cryer today's grand prize!
"Crying Game Show" announcer : Today's best cryer will win The offficial Sonny Friendly and it goes to, Pierre Blue!
Pierre Blue : WOW! I won...
Sonny Friendly : WAIT! MY TEDDY BEAR? THAT'S TODAY'S GRAND PRIZE? BUT,
[Voice Breaks down]
Sonny Friendly : BUT I LOVE MY TEDDY BEAR, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
[Sobs harder than the contestants]
"Crying Game Show" announcer : Sonny Friendly? You are the cryer in the Crying Game Show! YOU WON!
[Fanfare plays and the audience applause]
Sonny Friendly : WHAT? I WON? You mean I can keep my teddy bear? WOW! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! Now let's give some contestants some consolation prize, Shall we?
"Crying Game Show" announcer : NO!
Sonny Friendly : What do you mean?
"Crying Game Show" announcer : There is no consolation prize!
Luke Warm : WHAT? NO CONSOLATION PRIZE?
[Voice Breaks down]
Luke Warm : This is awful!
Ida Normer : [Whines] THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Pierre Blue : [Voice Breaks down] That makes me so sad!
[All three contestants sobbing in failure]
Sonny Friendly : [while holding his teddy bear] Well, I guess we can't all be winners. Huh?
[laughs]
Sonny Friendly : Well, Thank you very much, Audience. And we will see you next time on "The Crying Game Show!"
[to his teddy bear]
Sonny Friendly : Oh, Teddy. It's so good to have you back!
[Kisses his teddy bear]
Sonny Friendly : [to the audience] Are we having fun for what? Yes! This is terrific. Thank you very much, audience.