Mom (TV Series)

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie (2016)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : Cheese and crackers, would you look what they're paying for sperm?

  Jill Kendall : Yeah, back in college I was up to my eyeballs in this stuff, now I have to sign a check for it.

• Jill Kendall : I always struggle with this day but this year it's really kicking my ass.

  Marjorie : Why do you think that is, Jill?

  Jill Kendall : My mama was 37 when she died... that's how old I am now... I actually outlived her.

  Wendy : This is serious, she told us her real age.

• Christy : Having kids is hard work and you're just not cut out for it.

  Jill Kendall : Just because *you* failed as a mom doesn't mean I will.

  Christy : I know you have issues from your mom dying that you think having a baby will solve, but it won't. If having a kid fixed everything, your mother... wouldn't have done what she did.

  Jill Kendall : [slowly nods]  I never want to talk to you again.

  [walks off] 

• Jill Kendall : [addressing the AA meeting]  If it wasn't for this meeting tonight, I wouldn't even have crawled out of bed today.

  Christy : [whispers to Marjorie]  Here we go, 50 shades of Jill.

  Jill Kendall : Today is the anniversary of my mother's suicide.

  Christy : [whispers]  Clearly I misspoke.

  [Marjorie nods] 

• Jill Kendall : Ooh! A crib shaped like Cinderella's coach. What do you think?

  Christy : It looks like a float in a tiny gay pride parade.

• Jill Kendall : [recounting her mom's suicide during her share]  She gave me a big hug, which I thought was strange because, she wasn't that much of a hugger, then she gave me her credit card and told me to go get something nice for myself. So I went to the mall, and when I got home... I found her in the garage, slumped over the steering wheel of her car, standing there in my new peach leather jacket, too scared to even move... sorry I'm... this is... I can't do this, thank you.