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Nozomi Kaminashi: [narrating] Keijo. This ladies only competition takes place on a floating structure called the "Land". The goal is to knock your opponent off using only your boobs and butt. If you touch the Land with anything other than your feet or if you get knocked off, you lose. In the end, the last competitor who's left standing on the Land... is the winner! Not only do they get bragging rights, they get a huge cash prize! I'm 18-year-old Nozomi Kaminashi, and when I graduate from high school this spring, I'm gonna be a Keijo player!