Cassi Davis acreditado por interpretar...
- Aunt Bam: Mabel, I got to tink, I need to tinkle, I need to teet-teet... Mabel, I gotta pee!
- Madea: Bam, tinkling is for little people. Pissing is for big ass people like us!
- Joe: [Hattie's bumping and grinding] Watch, her knee gonna go out from under her in a minute.
- [Hattie's knees lock and she falls on the floor]
- Aunt Bam: Joe, how did you know her knee was gonna lock up?
- [Joe grins and chuckles]
- Aunt Bam: Joe, that's disgusting.
- Joe: That's how I know.
- Madea: That girl back there, her mama Debrah gonna let her go down to Lake Derrick for a party.
- Aunt Bam: Mabel!
- Madea: Yes!
- Hattie: Down there where them children died?
- Madea: All them people got killed. She's gonna let her go down there for some party.
- Hattie: Well what the hell they going down there for?
- Madea: I just said a party, a Halloween party, Hattie!
- Aunt Bam: Why do these children insist on playing around with the devil these days?
- Madea: You tell me, honey, you tell me.
- Aunt Bam: [about Brian] He's the ghost whisperer.
- Aunt Bam: Joe, you gotta go help your sister.
- Joe: I don't like that dude!
- Madea: [sees the Connors brothers dragging Joe off] Well, he dead now, we'll look for him in the daylight.
- Aunt Bam: Mabel, if he dead now what is there to look for in the daylight?
- Madea: You know you' right, when you're dead it don't matter, we'll let Jesus find him when He come, praise Him!
- Leah: [runs up to the car] Help!
- Joe: What the hell?
- Madea: Girl I about punched the hell outta you!
- Leah: They're trying to kill me!
- Madea: This that girl from the party.
- Aunt Bam: Don't open that door.
- Leah: They're trying to kill me!
- Joe: Who trying to kill you?
- Leah: Derrick!
- Madea: Well honey, a car is a nice gift even if she got it for free.
- Brian: No, it's not.
- Hattie: Why?
- Brian: Well for one thing, she can't drive.
- Aunt Bam: Duh, Brian, YOU supposed to TEACH her to drive.
- Brian: I TRIED to teach her! I was trying to teach her to parallel park, she backed into a tree!
- Hattie: Why she do that?
- Brian: I said 'Why did you do that?', she said 'I didn't hear the beep'.
- Aunt Bam: Oh!
- [nods]
- Madea: What you mean 'oh'?
- Aunt Bam: Madea, the new cars nowdays beep when you back up, honey, you don't know about having a good car.
