- Kurt: What's the spiciest flavor you have?
- Cashier: We have the atomic bomb wings.
- Kurt: What are they like?
- Cashier: They're the spiciest wings in all of Louisiana. They're 1.2 Million Scoville Heat Units and the peppers we use are shipped all the way from Trinidad and Tobego.
- Kurt: Wow, Trinidad AND Tobego? They must be intense if they needed peppers from two countries.
- Kurt: Hey Mrs. Hudson, what's up? How's it going?
- Mrs. Hudson: I'm not so good, Kurt.
- Mrs. Hudson: I just got a call from San Francisco.
- Kurt: Do I have to notify all of her friends? God dammit. Why did she have to die over the summer? Now people are going to come back to school in the fall and have no idea that she died. They're gonna be all "how's Josie doing? Are you guys still dating?" No we're not dating because she died.
- Roger: That makes enough sense. You don't want to accidentally leave a viral footprint that ties you to necropheliacs. They have conventions and mailing lists, man. You don't want to get dragged into something like that.
- Kurt: How long do I wait to change my relationship status on Facebook?
- Roger: I'm not sure. It depends on how soon you want to start dating again, I guess.
- Kurt: Do you think people will judge me if I do it now? I'm not trying to date someone new or anything... it's just, I don't think I should be in a relationship with a dead person.
- Kurt: When I was five, my grandfather was in the hospital with brain cancer. My mom had to leave town to visit him in the hospital. It was the first time I wasn't with my mom. My dad tried to turn it into a boy's weekend. He got us pizza and wings, and we just watched baseball together.
- Roger: I guess death isn't all bad, huh?
- Kurt: Yeah, wings are tight.
- Kurt: Fuck man. Death is permanent.
- Kurt: But I guess I'd rather her be dead than never in my life at all.
- Kurt: That's the point of love, right? That it can't be replaced or substituted. It helps you grow as a person?
- Roger: It's like that phrase about smiling because it happened and not crying because it's over. Except you are crying, but out of happiness.
- Kurt: Is it bad that I haven't cried?
- Roger: I'm pretty sure everyone deals with grief differently. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
- Kurt: I'm worrying man. What if I show up to the funeral and can't cry. People are going to think that I'm an emotionless fuck. Or even worse, they're gonna think that I killed her. I'm going to become a suspect.
- Roger: Because, if you remember her in a sexualized way then you're never going to be able to be intimate with anyone again. Let alone masturbate. And then you'll become a water hose that's been plugged at the end for 80 years. There'll be so much tension from the back up that you'll never be able to feel pleasure in your life ever again.
- Kurt: Ok I'll delete them.