I'll keep my critique brief, as this typically slapdash early porn feature is more embarrassing than entertaining, given star John Keith's nonstop limp-wrist portrayal of an effeminate secret agent 77. It apparently is attracting a "so bad it's good" mindless following 50 years after release.
Yes, zoftig star Maria Arnold has a lengthy XXX scene dominating a young lad who works for her and calls her Mistress, but there is no actual BDSM content included in this segment -that is saved for bondage scenes involving male agents 77 and 37 held captive by "evil" (read: skanky) women.
What we have here is basically a stupid parody of "Get Smart", with a chief having a shoe-phone and wearing quasi-Sherlock Holmes garb. He rivals Keith in overacting in vain attempts to generate laughs.
Likewise the awful script, with so-called humor including a name-drop of "Frankie Avalon Club" for non sequitur value. Sex scenes, including Maria's are mechanical, and the crummy sets are so bad that one falling apart during a scene is perhaps the only genuine laugh in the whole overlong movie.
Atrocious soundtrack features library music including during Maria's sex scene rinky-tink versions of the Beatles' "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" and "Michelle".
For the record, Arnold starred in excellent early porn features including "Cozy Cool", while Keith did a fine job in "Touch Me", not this stinker.