Wonka (2023)
Calah Lane: Noodle
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Quotes
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Noodle : What are you doing?
Willy Wonka : I'm making chocolate, of course. How do you like it? Dark? White? Nutty? Absolutely insane.
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Noodle : What are we gonna do, Willy?
Willy Wonka : [the light bulb is on and he sees it] Huh.
Noodle : Huh?
Willy Wonka : [gets the idea] Huh.
Noodle : A double huh.
Willy Wonka : Do you have a pencil and paper?
Noodle : Uh-huh.
Willy Wonka : I got an idea.
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Willy Wonka : The little orange man...
Noodle : What?
Willy Wonka : The little orange man, I didn't tell you about him?
Noodle : No. You didn't.
Willy Wonka : He's my nemesis. About yea high. Comes in the dead of night and he steals all my chocolate. Been happening every few weeks for the past three, four years now.
Noodle : Really.
Willy Wonka : Sometimes I spy him in that strange realm betwixt sleep and wake, green hair glinting in the moonlight.
Noodle : Green hair?
Willy Wonka : One day I shall catch him, Noodle.
Noodle : Willy.
Willy Wonka : And when I do...
Noodle : Willy! You don't seriously expect me to believe this, do you?
Willy Wonka : Of course I do! What other explanation is there?
Noodle : I don't know, that you go to sleep, dream about a little green man...
Willy Wonka : Orange man, green hair.
Noodle : ...and while you're dreaming, stuff your face with chocolate!
Willy Wonka : Stuff my--?
[pauses thoughtfully]
Willy Wonka : That makes a lot more sense.
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Noodle : The greedy beat the needy, Willy. It's just the way of the world.
Willy Wonka : You're right, Noodle. I guess that's why there's one other thing to do.
Noodle : What's that?
Willy Wonka : Change the world.
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Noodle : Read the small print.
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Noodle : [giving the zoo security guard a chocolate] From Zoo Management. In recognition of your years of service.
Basil, Zoo Security Guard : But I've only been here a year.
Noodle : Which is why there's only one chocolate.
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Noodle : The water comes in two temperatures. Cold... and colder.
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Noodle : The greedy beat the needy every time, Mr. Wonka. Guess it's just the way of the world.
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Noodle : [asking about flamingos at the zoo] Why don't they fly away?
Willy Wonka : I don't know. Perhaps they haven't thought of it.
Noodle : You're kidding?
Willy Wonka : No, I'm serious. That's the thing about flamingos. They need someone to show 'em the way.