Bullitt County (2018)

David McCracken: Keaton

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• Keaton : You told us to leave no trace - what the fuck are you doing?

  Wayne : That's impossible. We all know that's impossible...

  Gordie : There's no such thing as "leave no trace." There's always a trace. Always a trace...

• Keaton : I'm just saying, if I were in that Gatsby class of yours, I would've aced that fuckin' paper.

  Robin : Is that right?

  Keaton : Aced it. Yeah, didn't even take that long to read. Finished it just this morning. And that last line, god, stuck with me. 'Our boats float into the green light of tomorrow'?

  Robin : 'So we beat on... boats against the current... borne ceaselessly into the past.'

• Keaton : Hey guys, uh, new plan. I'm not digging for treasure anymore, I'm now digging my own grave. So, when I'm done... JUST FUCKING BURY ME PLEASE.

  Gordie : [fake sneeze]  Groom card!

  Keaton : I'm gonna beat you to death with this, man, I swear to god I will beat you to death...

  Gordie : With that? How much did you save on that there kiddie shovel, Mr. Merlot?

  Keaton : Fifty-nine cents, bitch.

• Gordie : Who runs away from a guy with a loaded gun?

  Keaton : Everybody.

• Gordie : Arcadia.

  Robin : And it's still there.

  Keaton : And we're gonna find it this time, guys. Hell or high water.

• Gordie : [takes a deep hit off a joint, coughs and spits]  Keats, was this buried in your backpack since high school?

  Keaton : No, I got that just last week, from a guy who knew a guy.

  Gordie : How much did you pay for this shit?

  Robin : Okay, it can't be that bad. Here, let me try it.

  Keaton : I'm not a cheapskate with everything, some things I actually do spend some money on...

  Robin : [Robin takes a hit, coughs violently] 

  Keaton : Not a lot...

  Robin : That is some evil shit, Keats.

  Gordie : [takes the joint back]  I'll fall on the grenade. Buncha stems and seeds, but it's something.

  Keaton : The dealer says that's the best part.

• Gordie : Would you have pulled the trigger?

  Keaton : It wasn't loaded.

  Gordie : It takes two things to kill somebody: bullets and balls.

• Gordie : Uh oh, Robbo's got Sasquatch on the brain.

  Keaton : Yeah, how can you not, with hairy legs like that?

• Robin : You chloroformed him?

  Keaton : Well, it was a plan B sort of thing. I knew he wouldn't go without a fight. There's your proof.

  Robin : That's real date-rapist move right there, Keats...

  Keaton : It's ether from the photography store. Besides, who knees a guy in the balls right when he wakes up?

  Robin : Self-defense class.

  Keaton : You're a monster.

• Robin : You know a broken watch is right twice a day.

  Keaton : Yeah it is. And it's wrong every other time.

• Gordie : We figured we'd wait for ya.

  Robin : To pay!

  Keaton : To pay?

  [browses the menu] 

  Keaton : Oh gosh, let's see... Tap water and peanuts for everybody!

  Robin : What a guy!

  Keaton : I'm so generous.

• Wayne : This is wrong. We can't just pretend none of this happened. It's not something we can erase. This will always follow us...

  Gordie : I had no choice. Right?

  Keaton : Yeah. Right.

  Wayne : You always have a choice. And this right here... this is a bad one.

• Keaton : So I just best-manned the shit outta this, huh?

• Keaton : It didn't make a difference whether we had the money or not. They thought we did without any proof or anything. You saw him, Gordie. You saw him, he went for that rifle, but you got to it first. He was gonna shoot me. You saved my life. You saved me. He was gonna kill me.

  Gordie : I killed him...

  Keaton : Yeah, but don't you get it? The legend was real. It was real. I can't fucking believe it myself. You wanted to come out into the woods and look for buried treasure. Well here you go! Buried fuckin' treasure. This right here, this is "Truth" with a capital "T."