- Blackcatloner: And sure enough the next day, all three boys end up going to school with itchy balls.
- [laughs and points to his shirt]
- Blackcatloner: Got crabs?
- Blackcatloner: Anyway, I got to run this through the computer.
- [Blackcatloner types on his computer]
- Blackcatloner: Sorry, Gary, but the computer says "You're a dead fuck. A lousy lay. Computer don't lie.
- [Then more gleefully]
- Blackcatloner: But hey, chin up! At least you can take comfort knowing that you'll be killed by Jason Voorhees two years later in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. And no, you don't get any there either.