Blackcatloner Reviews (TV Series)

The Last American Virgin (2015)

Tim Haines: Blackcatloner

Quotes 

• Blackcatloner : And sure enough the next day, all three boys end up going to school with itchy balls.

  [laughs and points to his shirt] 

  Blackcatloner : Got crabs?

• Blackcatloner : Anyway, I got to run this through the computer.

  [Blackcatloner types on his computer] 

  Blackcatloner : Sorry, Gary, but the computer says "You're a dead fuck. A lousy lay. Computer don't lie.

  [Then more gleefully] 

  Blackcatloner : But hey, chin up! At least you can take comfort knowing that you'll be killed by Jason Voorhees two years later in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter. And no, you don't get any there either.