Mom (TV Series)

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop (2016)

Rosie O'Donnell: Jeanine

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Quotes 

• Marjorie : So, Jeanine, how long have you been sober?

  Jeanine : Eight years.

  Marjorie : Long time.

  Jeanine : How about you?

  Marjorie : Oh... 34.

  Jeanine : You sponsor anybody?

  Marjorie : Oh, I've sponsored... 12 people.

  Jeanine : 16.

• Christy : I talked to Marjorie.

  Jeanine : And what did she say?

  Christy : She said I should pray on it.

  Jeanine : Okay... hard to poke holes in that.

• Christy : [about her decision to pursue law school instead of joining Jeanine's realty firm]  I thought you'd be mad.

  Jeanine : You're following your dream, it takes guts, it takes courage, you did NOT grow up to be anything like your mother.

  Christy : [smiles]  I'll tell her you said that.

• Jeanine : So Adam, did you enjoy your pie last night?

  Adam : [caught off guard]  Uh, that's kind of a personal question.

  Bonnie : [under her breath, firmly]  I-brought-you-back-a-piece-of-pie-from-the-meeting-last-night.

  Adam : Oh,

  [to Jeanine] 

  Adam : then yes.

• Jeanine : I saw your tell.

  Christy : I don't have a tell.

  Jeanine : Sure you do, you tuck your hair behind your ear when you lie.

  Christy : Is that why I could never beat you at poker?

  Jeanine : It was more that you were 7, but yeah.