Mom (TV Series)

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Adam : Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?

  Christy : Hour and a half.

  Adam : [puts a beer can in his cooler]  Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?

  Bonnie : Yeah.

  Adam : [puts another beer can in his cooler]  Anybody having any personal problems?

  Christy : Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.

  Adam : [dumps the rest of the beer in]  Have fun at your meeting.

• Bonnie : By the way, we're late because of Christy.

  Marjorie : Oh, well that's okay.

  Bonnie : Why is that okay?

  Marjorie : Because she's working 2 jobs, going to school and taking care of her kids.

  Bonnie : What about what I do?

  Marjorie : What *do* you do?

  Christy : I am SO glad I came tonight.

• Bonnie : Here you go, Bonnie Plunkett's world famous hangover cure.

  [hands him a beer can] 

  Adam : You complete me.

• Christy : [in the kitchen]  What're you doing in here so early?

  Adam : I didn't want to throw up in the bed.

  Christy : How considerate of you.

  Bonnie : [later, goes over to Adam]  Good morning, was that you painting the toilet this morning?

  Christy : Be nice, it could've been on your back.

• Bonnie : [kneeling by the bed praying]  You getting anything yet?

  Christy : Not with you yammering in my ear.

  Bonnie : Sor-ry!

  [resumes praying, a moment later] 

  Bonnie : Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.

  Christy : [stands up, goes to the other side of the bed, kneels down, prays]  She's not with me.

• Jeanine : So Adam, did you enjoy your pie last night?

  Adam : [caught off guard]  Uh, that's kind of a personal question.

  Bonnie : [under her breath, firmly]  I-brought-you-back-a-piece-of-pie-from-the-meeting-last-night.

  Adam : Oh,

  [to Jeanine] 

  Adam : then yes.