Dark Lolita
- Video
- 2007
- 1h 23m
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Surveying Brit Porn before its rise to International esteem, I checked out this obscure title from the Rude Britannia label. It proved to be a massive bummer.
A filmmaker/performer billing himself as Hanson delivers five sleep-walking porn scenes featuring no-name talent going through sexual motions as bored as could be. Once more, true amateurs should feel insulted were I to call Hanson's approach amateurish.
Most of the scenes consist of a girl or two coming to Hanson's door (seems like he's staying in a hotel), greeted and then humping him or some designated hitter in the room. This disarmingly simple structure gets old in a hurry, and there are no redeeming points of interest to attract one's attention.
If dullness were a sin, Hanson would be rotting under water in the Fifth Circle of Hell by now. The first visitor to be serviced is named Lolita, but what is dark about her remains unspoken.
A filmmaker/performer billing himself as Hanson delivers five sleep-walking porn scenes featuring no-name talent going through sexual motions as bored as could be. Once more, true amateurs should feel insulted were I to call Hanson's approach amateurish.
Most of the scenes consist of a girl or two coming to Hanson's door (seems like he's staying in a hotel), greeted and then humping him or some designated hitter in the room. This disarmingly simple structure gets old in a hurry, and there are no redeeming points of interest to attract one's attention.
If dullness were a sin, Hanson would be rotting under water in the Fifth Circle of Hell by now. The first visitor to be serviced is named Lolita, but what is dark about her remains unspoken.
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- Runtime1 hour 23 minutes
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