Bodied (2017)
Anthony Michael Hall: Professor Merkin
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Quotes
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Professor Merkin : Stop rhyming you little shit!
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Professor Merkin : Seinfeld is a seminal text, but for sheer Sartreian dread you can't beat "Friends." Coffee shops and existentialism just go together.
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Professor Merkin : That's the whole point of the humanities, you can make up whatever you want as long as you're smart enough to justify it.