The long-running British sex shop chain and film label Harmony Films has slowed down its output of late, filling in the blanks with Euro porn like the lamentable "Outland" fiasco and another seemingly made-in-Spain opus "Summer F*cking". Yes, it's outdoor sex time telegraphed by the title, but result is unfortunately generic.
Thanks to the internet and streaming most porn is simply a commodity, interchangeable junk. The surviving porn labels, including Blighty's JoyBear, daring! and Harmony, need to pull up their socks and produce something different and exciting, not junk like this.
The cast is generally retreads seen often on Private or Marc Dorcel releases, humping away without dialogue, just porn-speak of the grunt & groan variety. If intelligible syllables are uttered, they may be porn-English ("yeah!", "f*ck yeah!") or occasional Spanish-tinged utterances ("Ay!").
Loveliest humper is Lynna Nilsson, a Scandi blonde whose beautiful nipples make her stand out among Euro starlets of recent vintage. Her assignment this time is the requisite lesbian coupling.
Euro vet George Uhl, immortalized a decade back in Antonio Adamo's lavish "Roma" trilogy, finishes off the film with a by-the numbers athletic sex scene, cast as an unlikely personal trainer. Old George is often seen these days as a balding masseur in those horrendously boring Massage Rooms videos that clutter up the virtual remainder bins of today's virtual video store on-line.
Thanks to the internet and streaming most porn is simply a commodity, interchangeable junk. The surviving porn labels, including Blighty's JoyBear, daring! and Harmony, need to pull up their socks and produce something different and exciting, not junk like this.
The cast is generally retreads seen often on Private or Marc Dorcel releases, humping away without dialogue, just porn-speak of the grunt & groan variety. If intelligible syllables are uttered, they may be porn-English ("yeah!", "f*ck yeah!") or occasional Spanish-tinged utterances ("Ay!").
Loveliest humper is Lynna Nilsson, a Scandi blonde whose beautiful nipples make her stand out among Euro starlets of recent vintage. Her assignment this time is the requisite lesbian coupling.
Euro vet George Uhl, immortalized a decade back in Antonio Adamo's lavish "Roma" trilogy, finishes off the film with a by-the numbers athletic sex scene, cast as an unlikely personal trainer. Old George is often seen these days as a balding masseur in those horrendously boring Massage Rooms videos that clutter up the virtual remainder bins of today's virtual video store on-line.