Haters Back Off! (TV Series)

Uploding my Fist Video (2016)

Colleen Ballinger: Miranda Sings

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• Miranda Sings : I just uploaded a video to the Internet. It's incredible.

  Patrick : Can I come in and see it?

  Miranda Sings : No, Patrick! I'm really busy! Delicious.

  Patrick : Can't wait to go home and see it.

  Miranda Sings : Yeah. It's real good.

• Miranda Sings : Emily, listen. I am starving. All I've had to eat today is a couple of sticky buns, lots of extra cream, a Popsicle, and a bag of salami! What am I supposed to do?

  Emily : What is a bag of salami?

  Bethany : Emily... you know what a bag of salami is.

  Jim : Don't play dumb, we all know what a bag of salami is.

• Jim : Oh, the cream shot out of my package. Sorry.

  Miranda Sings : That's all right! It landed on my buns. I like 'em extra sticky.

  Jim : Well if you squeeze harder, more will come out!

  Miranda Sings : Oh, good idea!

  Bethany : Hey, you guys? Guys, guys. I just think you need to be careful talking like that.

  Miranda Sings : What are you talking about?

  Bethany : Well, people could get the wrong idea.

  Jim : And what idea is that, Bethany? That we like breakfast? It just so happens that breakfast is one of THE most important meals of the day! And if you don't think so, I don't want to be part of this family.

  Bethany : Okay, Jim! Breakfast is important! I misspoke.

• Jim : Oh no.

  Miranda Sings : What?

  Jim : That.

  Miranda Sings : "You suck, don't make any more videos." What? What's that supposed to mean?

  Jim : Okay. I could be misinterpreting this, but I think he means that you should stop making videos... and that you suck.