A Very Sordid Wedding (2017)
Emerson Collins: Billy Joe Dobson
Quotes
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Billy Joe Dobson : So... I guess... in a way, losin' my nuts was the best thing that could'a happened to me, and you. 'Cause if I still had my nuts, I'd have killed you, then we'd have sex, which you couldn't enjoy 'cause you'd be dead, but then... I'd certainly be attracted to you.
Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram : Well, thank you. Sure makes me feel better about myself.
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Earl Brother Boy Ingram : Don't! You'll splatter blood on my costumes, and I've worked so hard on 'em!
Billy Joe Dobson : You gotta be shittin' me!
Earl Brother Boy Ingram : No, I'm not shitting you! Blood and splattered brains is so messy! Blood will not come out of chiffon!
