Castle (TV Series)

Death Wish (2016)

Susan Sullivan: Martha Rodgers

Quotes 

• [suggestively, as Castle cleans up a mess in the kitchen] 

  Kate Beckett : You know, once you clean that up, maybe we could go for a, um, round... three?

  [she takes off her kimono, revealing she's wearing a sexy negligee] 

  Richard Castle : Whoa... You do not have to tell me twice. Or should I say thrice?

  [they move in to kiss when the front door opens; Beckett rushes to cover up and hides behind Castle] 

  Martha Rodgers : Good morning, my darlings!

  Richard Castle : Mother, I really wish you would call before you came over.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, I don't want to risk interrupting you two love birds in the middle of you-know-what. And it looks like I have interrupted you in the middle of you-know-what. And with a melon? My, my. I'm not judging, but, room temperature.

• [having a romantic moment with Beckett interrupted] 

  Richard Castle : Mother, what- what is it you want?

  Martha Rodgers : I want for my son to grant me a very simple wish. Now, it seems that my publisher says that for my self-help book to make the bestseller list, I need a celebrity endorsement. And not just any celebrity endorsement. *The* endorsement of endorsements.

  Richard Castle : Mother, I would be happy to write something for your book.

  Martha Rodgers : Oprah... I need Oprah.

  Kate Beckett : Uh, do you even know Oprah?

  Richard Castle : No, I do not.

  Martha Rodgers : Well, you must know someone who knows Oprah.

  Richard Castle : If I promise to try, will you leave?

  Martha Rodgers : Poof! I am gone.

  [to Beckett] 

  Martha Rodgers : Oh, you know, it's so funny, darling, 'cause I have that same negligee, but, of course, it's in a little tiger print. So it's...

  [she pantomimes claws and snickers] 

  Martha Rodgers : Well, resume your lovemaking, darling.