Castle (TV Series)

Death Wish (2016)

Molly C. Quinn: Alexis Castle

Quotes 

• Alexis Castle : Dad, what are you thinking?

  Richard Castle : Lars found the lamp, and, clearly, he rubbed it. But that makes him the genie's master, right? But if no one has rubbed the lamp since, and I were to discover it... then that would make me the genie's new master.

  Alexis Castle : Okay, let's just pretend that all this is real. You do realize that if Lars was the genie's master, it didn't work out so well for him in the end.

  Richard Castle : What are you saying?

  Alexis Castle : Be careful what you wish for. It just might come true. And in this case, it might just get you killed.

• Alexis Castle : The mystery blonde is real.

  Richard Castle : Thank you.

  Alexis Castle : But she's not a genie. Her name is Genevieve Sutton. She has an office on Second Avenue. She's listed as a security consultant.

  Kevin Ryan : A fixer, by the sound of it.

  Javier Esposito : Now, how did you get this info, Alexis?

  Alexis Castle : Well, after dad left, I dusted his desk for prints. Got a little help from Hayley, who ran them through the DMV database, and voila.

  Richard Castle : So, she's not a genie?

  Alexis Castle : Sorry.

  Richard Castle : Genevieve is short for Genie. I- I mean, seriously, if she can grant wishes, then a driver's license, that would be a piece of cake.

  Alexis Castle : Mm-hmm. But why would a genie want to do that?

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, seriously, who cares?

  Javier Esposito : Make-believe time with Castle is over.

  Kevin Ryan : We're gonna bring in Genevieve and find out the real story.

  [Ryan and Espo leave] 

  Alexis Castle : Someone needs some ice cream?

  Richard Castle : Me.

• Dr. Marion Baker : Oh, my... King Solomon's tomb. Remarkable. It's arguably the greatest discovery in the last fifty years.

  Richard Castle : Now, this, Dr. Baker, is what I need your expertise with.

  [shows a photograph of the lamp] 

  Dr. Marion Baker : Certainly. Well, you see these grooves? They indicate it was a wheel-made lamp, versus the mold-based ones that became so popular in the 4th...

  Richard Castle : Uh, fascinating, Doctor. But can you skip ahead to the part where King Solomon seals a genie inside of it?

  Dr. Marion Baker : Ah... Did Sidney put you up to this?

  Alexis Castle : Who's Sidney?

  Dr. Marion Baker : The schmuck I beat out for tenure.

  Richard Castle : Dr. Baker, I do not know Sidney. This is not a joke. I am very serious.

  Dr. Marion Baker : But you're acting as if you believe in genies.

  Alexis Castle : Doctor, it's not an act.