A mix of production values in these short stories ( I mean really short). Definitely not enough time to tell a story or even half a story. Quantity hurts this movie...
4 Reviews
Watch this to die in 60 seconds
bobkuhl22 September 2023
So you're captured by a psycho, or maybe a terrorist, or maybe you have discovered you have a really fast acting and really painful terminal disease, and you want to kill yourself quickly and relatively painlessly. Voila, just watch this or any of the other 60 second movies and you will die a relatively painless death from sheer boredom, and possibly embarrassment for the people who think they're acting. I say relatively painless, so you're going to have to expect a little pain, as much pain as bad acting and bad script writing can inflict. But it's not a bad way to go when you think about it, I mean the movie is not that painful compared to say getting eaten by piranhas, or falling into a person-sized meat grinder, we're getting torn apart by angry baboons (actually even happy baboons tearing you apart would be kind of painful I guess).
It also makes suicide pacts very easy to complete, as you just tell yourself to the other person and don't leave the living room while it's playing.
Big warning however, those who discover your body(s) might be in danger if the movie is still playing. This would of course be acceptable if it was your mother-in-law but be kind to firemen and ambulance people and make sure you have some kind of dead man switch to shut the movie off when you kick.
It also makes suicide pacts very easy to complete, as you just tell yourself to the other person and don't leave the living room while it's playing.
Big warning however, those who discover your body(s) might be in danger if the movie is still playing. This would of course be acceptable if it was your mother-in-law but be kind to firemen and ambulance people and make sure you have some kind of dead man switch to shut the movie off when you kick.
embarrassing
msalkin-4667716 March 2021
Embarrassingly awful "filmmaking". Perhaps a good alternative to waterboarding. Unimaginative, thoughtless, pseudo "arty" cinematography, ideas, leaving much to the imagination because the writers had next to none of their own.
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TheTexasChainstoreManager16 April 2021
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