Mom (TV Series)

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : Adam, are you a serial killer?

  Adam : Serial killer, no, big cereal eater though.

• Bonnie : Jill is buying you clothes?

  Christy : Yup, I got my hair done too, top and bottom, I got a landing strip incase I get laid in the fog.

  Bonnie : What does that have to do with your job?

  Christy : Jill wanted to see how it looked on me before she did it herself. Ooh! I might be getting new boobs next week!

• Christy : [Jill's sleeping with a married celebrity]  Does Mr. Household Name have any kids?

  Jill : Two.

  Christy : Do you want to be responsible for breaking up a family?

  Jill : I love him and he loves me.

  Christy : How do you know?

  Jill : Because he told me. Look, he's just waiting until his daughter goes to college and he's going to ask his wife for a divorce.

  Christy : How old's his daughter?

  Jill : Six.

• Jill : Could you speak in a British accent?

  Christy : What?

  Jill : I just think a British accent sounds more professional.

  Christy : [pause, cockney accent]  I'll do me best, guvenor.

• Christy , Bonnie : I got bad news.

  Christy : Seriously? Okay, you first.

  Bonnie : Remember that temporary crown I had put in when we were in Tijuana?

  Christy : Yeah?

  Bonnie : I swallowed it.

  Christy : So you need to go to the dentist.

  Bonnie : Yeah, and both of my passports are expired.

• Christy : You guys aren't doing phone sex or anything weird?

  Bonnie : First of all phone sex can be beautiful, but no, we're just talking.