- Giselle Vickers: Nice work.
- Marcus Davenport: Thanks, Mom.
- Giselle Vickers: Don't call me that. We're not there yet.
- Marcus Davenport: 'Kay.
- Donald Davenport: Wait a second. Marcus is a bionic android.
- Douglas Davenport: Yes, Donnie, and you're a middle-aged man. It's nice to see you're keeping up!
- Giselle Vickers: I spent so much time trying to steal Chase's intelligence I completely overlooked the fact that Marcus already had it, so I dug him up and reassembled him piece by piece.
- Adam Davenport: [to Bree and Chase] Ohh, we should try that with Grandma Davenport.
- Marcus Davenport: You were my creator and you left me to die.
- Douglas Davenport: Well, to be fair, I didn't think you'd be coming back.
- Douglas Davenport: Giselle, you're clearly acting out because we're no longer dating. It's okay. You can have me back. I mean, yeah, you're a psychopath, but I've dated worse.
- Bree Davenport: My neck is burning and I can feel my body getting weaker.
- Bob: Now you know how I feel every time you walk in the room, pretty lady.
- Leo Dooley: Whadda ya have to say now, Bree?
- Bree Davenport: That boys are easily manipulated when their masculinity is threatened.
- Marcus Davenport: [restraining Daniel] My only mission is to destroy every last member of your precious family, starting with him.
- Douglas Davenport: Marcus, I'm beggin' ya... start with Donnie!
- Douglas Davenport: Finally I can say I created a kid I'm proud of.
- [Adam, Chase and Bree stand by, none too happy]
- Donald Davenport: I'm proud of you, Douglas. You're gonna be a great dad.
- Douglas Davenport: Oh. Thanks, Donnie. And, one day, I'm sure you will be, too.
- Donald Davenport: Okay, everybody, let's go upstairs and make your mother feel better about herself by eating her food.
- Giselle Vickers: You're inside my induction chamber. When activated, it emits an electromagnetic wave so powerful it'll melt your bionic chips right through your necks.
- Adam Davenport: She kills a party faster than Chase.